Need a pick-me-up? A friend pointed me to this very personal review of the new Star Wars debacle, complete with reinterpreted dialogue:

PALPATINE: Well Anakin, I am evil, and you should be evil too. We could be evil together. That'd be wicked cool.
ANAKIN: I'm not quite getting you...?
PALPATINE: It's evil time! For I am evil.
ANAKIN: And so what you're saying is...?
PALPATINE: Evil, evil, evil! And in summary: really evil.
ANAKIN: Omigod! I AM TELLING ON YOU.

She liked the movie, but I forgive her, not least for comments like this one:

MAYA: I want the Emperor to win. I know he's pure evil, but at least he doesn't abuse the English language.

Posted by Hilary at July 6, 2005 01:26 PM