John Scalzi's National Lampoon piece, The 10 Least Successful Holiday Specials of All Time, includes this hilarious faux special, excerpted below:

The Lost Star Trek Christmas Episode:
"A Most Illogical Holiday" (1968)

Mr. Spock, with his pointy ears, is hailed as a messiah on a wintry world where elves toil for a mysterious master, revealed to be Santa just prior to the first commercial break. Santa, enraged, kills Ensign Jones and attacks the Enterprise in his sleigh. As Scotty works to keep the power flowing to the shields, Kirk and Bones infiltrate Santa's headquarters.

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Posted by Hilary at January 8, 2005 02:13 PM